The 4 hottest female stereotypes.

I've considered this essay for awhile, and thought what the hell. Let's have some fun and cause a stir. I needed a little writing warm up anyways. Some might read this and agree and have a good laugh, some might read it and get angry, and most will ignore me all together and think I'm an idoit. But its my thoughts and my blog, so tough, and its all in fun so enjoy.

I've had this discussion many of times with friends and thought it was time to write it down and share. And yes I know what I'm typing are stereo types, but there stereo types I like. Over the years I've debated this list and have settle on these 4.

I'm a Kentucky boy so lets start with those good ole' country girls. Lot of people dog the country unjustifiably. But let me paint the picture. Cowboy boots, tight blue jeans (or daisy duke shorts), a flannel tied in a knot, and cowboy hat. 'Nuff said. I've dated a few country girls and let me say, a girl with a southern accent can be very sexy. How can you argue with demographic that includes Faith Hill and Taylor Swift. That should sell it alone.

For my second group, I go to complete opposite of the country girl, the punker chick. Maybe not the whole hardcore punker type, all though thats cool for some. I like more the modern punker dare I say emo chick. Something more along the lines of the Suicide Girls. I've never dated any, but were friends with a few. Leather mini skirts, fish net stockings, tight skimpy tshirts; DAMN. Then to top it off, there is just something hot about pink or blue hair. Not sure what it is, but it's hot.

For my third type, I'm going over seas. British girls. This might be the most argumentive pick, because there is only only real quality that pushes them up here. It's not there clothing style or anything physical. It's just the accent. It's just hot.

The fourth and final type on my list is the nerdy girl. Ths is the type of girl that fits the most fantasies. You have the naughty liberirain, the school girl, teacher, etc. Skirt, button up shirt, hair tied up, and glasses. I have been lucky enough to date a nerdy girl or two, so I have first hand witnessed this look first hand. This could be the best of the four I believe.

So there is my silly little list. Just my random thougths. I use to have a fifth, but I would always change my mind about it. The party girl, overrated; girl next store, overdone. There was a few others, but none of them had as much draw as the other four. I'm sure there are other's that disagree, but that's why it's my blog. The day I find a nerdy country girl, with pink and a British accent, I'll be butter in her hands.

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